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May 23 2018

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tubacondom:

concheror:

jokerdavis:

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

tumblrrr:

winter-treats:

angel-withheart:

tumblrrr:

yunglupeonthetrack:

tumblrrr:

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

My 9 to 5

Reblogging for good luck

thx thanos

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

thefourteenthdarkone:

todoroki brought midoriya into a back alley to ask him if he was a celebrity’s secret love child and ended up spilling his entire life story what an icon honestly

mvtk42:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:

hawkeys:

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

#I can’t believe Bruce Wayne missed his chance to meet Batman

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landofsomethingsomething:

you:

me, an intellectual: 

Publix censors graduation cake to remove the cum from "Summa Cum Laude"

fortooate:

tesladyneindustries:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Cara Koscinksi ordered a graduation cake from the John’s Island Publix, requesting the phrase “Congrats Jacob! Summa Cum Laude Class of 2018”. Publix ruined the order by removing “cum”, because “cum” is “profane.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/05/22/publix-censors-graduation-cake.html

to be fair if i were at that party i would definitely request the cum slice

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

egberts:

for the last 2 ½ years I’ve had this note posted in the kitchen


but lately it’s been ignored

and after a particularly raunchy dish-rinsing session and a lot of pent up pettiness I made this

maybe now that it’s a little flashier SOME PEOPLE 👀 will actually pay attention to it.

a few alternatives came to mind:


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frostbackcat:

precious-cinnamon-roll666:

themyscrian:

when a woman designs an outfit for women VS when men are allowed to do it

Stop letting men do things 2k18

pinkdementors:

me in third grade handing in my essay on “my summer vacation” after using WordArt™️ to make the title rainbow text

kramergate:

kramergate:

every time i make a supremely harmless text post that ends up getting some substantial quantity of notes theres some weirdo(s) in the notes like “this post is annoying” “this is stupid op” on some thing i wrote on my own blog about kombucha tasting like gnome poison or static electricity being annoying… omg… use a different website you goons

its always on completely innocuous shit i wrote between jobs or something while i was bored people are literally just looking for a reason to pick a fight or be contrary

localjewlw:

Autism/ADHD solidarity

Reblog if you agree

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honeywifee:

trans positivity cat! 

spikenards:

two characters who have Seen Some Shit, the first time they Do It: identify and kiss each other’s scars in order to affirm the fact that they are here now together and Still Alive

me every time: 

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pocblog:

Black Panther (2018)

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